That guy over there

clientsfromhell:

While reviewing a quote for a rush job that would require working through the weekend, client commented that paying extra seemed wrong. His famous last words:

“I’m giving you a break from your family for two days, why should I be paying for that?”

clientsfromhell:

“Can you change the color of the headline? Black text scares old people.”

HAHAHA Fringing genius!

mtcv:

ribeiroraf:

Please ignore the following. Really, ignore it. I mean it.

Am I the most unlucky sonofabitch ever? Or do all women really are out there to fuck with my head?

Seriously.

The sky is… Black

…Blue

…Pink

…Grey

…Green

Everyday a different color. Make up your mind.

Geeee…!

These people make me want to develop a bad habit like drinking or smoking or praying.

 What’s wrong?! You can’t tell me to ignore it or i’ll do exactly the opposite!!

And yes us, women, are experts on making guys messed up..it’s what we were born to do, and we’re good at it! haha Just kidding. i am sorry some girl was mean to you ): we are not all the same, i promise!

And yes a bad habbit like, praying, would be horrible! hahahh

i hope you are feeling a bit better today (:

hehe

I’m cool, thanks. I do find the crazy complicated psychology of women incredibly attractive, but come on, there’s got to be limits…!

I just needed to vent somewhere.

And yes, a very ev0l woman did trigger my need to rant… but the conclusion is kind of a experience of a lifetime.

Please ignore the following. Really, ignore it. I mean it.

Am I the most unlucky sonofabitch ever? Or do all women really are out there to fuck with my head?

Seriously.

The sky is… Black

…Blue

…Pink

…Grey

…Green

Everyday a different color. Make up your mind.

Geeee…!

These people make me want to develop a bad habit like drinking or smoking or praying.